Let everyone know that you're not just a reduced size display model and that this is your actual size with this Actual Size shirt. Heisenberg said some measurements defied exact precision. Well, he's dead now, so why would you listen to him? This is my actual size. You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please.
Standard Tees
Pre-shrunk ring spun combed cotton. It's soft! Women's standard shirts are Junior size and fitted for a fashionable retro look. These shirts run small for women. Ladies should size up for more room.
S
M
L
XL
2X
Men's (Chest)
34 - 36
38 - 40
42 - 44
46 - 48
50 - 52
Ladies Jr (Size)
< 0 - 2
< 4 - 6
< 8 - 10
< 12 - 14
< 16 - 20
Ladies Jr Body Width*
14 1/2"
15 3/4"
16 1/4"
17 1/4"
18 3/4"
*Please note: Body width measured 1" below armhole for sizing.
Women's Light Blue (Ringer) This Junior size shirt runs shorter in torso length. Measurement below
Junior Size
S
M
L
XL
Body Width*
15 1/4"
16"
17"
19"
Length From Shoulder
21 1/4"
21 3/4"
22 3/4"
24"
Extra-Soft American Apparel & Alternative Apparel Tees (Red, Green, Gray, Yellow, Orange)
Lightweight, super comfy and slightly slimmer than our standard tees.
Men's
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Chest (inches)
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
48-50
Waist (inches)
30-32
32-33
33-34>
36-38>
40-42
Women's
S
M
L<
XL
2XL
Size
0-2
4-6
8-10
12-14
16-18
Chest (inches)
30-32
32-34
36-38
40-42
44-46
Waist (inches)
25-26
27-28
30-32
33-35
36-38
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