Chuck Norris T-Shirt

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt:

- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Tees are 100% ringspun cotton t-shirts, which means they’re super soft. Machine washable and preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.

Standard tees are from top quality manufacturers like Hanes and Gildan.

For luxury softness that feels like you’ve worn it for years, try our extra soft shirts from manufacturers like American Apparel and Alternative.

Some extra-soft and heather shirts contain a poly-cotton blend to further enhace softness.