Sure, many of our holidays have had the fun commercialized out of them: Valentine’s Day now makes it obligatory to spend at least $200 on either your significant other or on cheap whiskey to drink yourself out of your loneliness, and Christmas now means spending your hard-earned credit card on expensive presents for everyone you’ve ever met.
But at least there are a few holidays left that remain purely based around candy and recreational drinking. Wear our fine St Patrick’s Day and Halloween holiday t-shirts in the hope that eventually candy and drinking will someday take over the other holidays as well.
