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| You ever go out on a date with someone, things are going smoothly, and then it ends with maybe a peck on the cheek? Sucks. This shirt solves that. It's a brash call to arms, a throwing of the gauntlet, a warning to promise-ring holders and abstinence educators: I fuck on the first date. It's not a statement; it's an exclamation. The truth in advertising is so bracing as to be refreshing.
You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room. |
Tees are 100% ringspun cotton t-shirts, which means
they’re super soft. Machine washable and preshrunk to
minimize shrinkage. Standard tees are from top quality manufacturers like
Hanes and Gildan. For luxury softness that feels like you’ve worn it for years,
try our extra soft shirts from manufacturers like American
Apparel and Alternative. Some extra-soft and heather shirts contain a poly-cotton blend to further enhace softness. |
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