This is usually the case, unless of course you're gay. In which case you either make the rules or don't care about the pussy? I'm just typing out loud here people... You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.
Standard Tees
Pre-shrunk ring spun combed cotton. It's soft! Women's standard shirts are Junior size and fitted for a fashionable retro look. These shirts run small for women. Ladies should size up for more room.
S
M
L
XL
2X
Men's (Chest)
34 - 36
38 - 40
42 - 44
46 - 48
50 - 52
Ladies Jr (Size)
< 0 - 2
< 4 - 6
< 8 - 10
< 12 - 14
< 16 - 20
Ladies Jr Body Width*
14 1/2"
15 3/4"
16 1/4"
17 1/4"
18 3/4"
*Please note: Body width measured 1" below armhole for sizing.
Women's Light Blue (Ringer) This Junior size shirt runs shorter in torso length. Measurement below
Junior Size
S
M
L
XL
Body Width*
15 1/4"
16"
17"
19"
Length From Shoulder
21 1/4"
21 3/4"
22 3/4"
24"
Extra-Soft American Apparel & Alternative Apparel Tees (Red, Green, Gray, Yellow, Orange)
Lightweight, super comfy and slightly slimmer than our standard tees.
Men's
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Chest (inches)
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
48-50
Waist (inches)
30-32
32-33
33-34>
36-38>
40-42
Women's
S
M
L<
XL
2XL
Size
0-2
4-6
8-10
12-14
16-18
Chest (inches)
30-32
32-34
36-38
40-42
44-46
Waist (inches)
25-26
27-28
30-32
33-35
36-38
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