This retro style Scooter Sasha t-shirt is sure to get some looks and laughs. You have a queen bed, when you take your quothes off it. You couldn't be any more useless if you were the wall you were leaning against, and even then you would at least be holding up someone who is completely useless. You love your chocolate bear. These things are fact. But how do you get around? Sasha. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please.
Standard Tees
Pre-shrunk ring spun combed cotton. It's soft! Women's standard shirts are Junior size and fitted for a fashionable retro look. These shirts run small for women. Ladies should size up for more room.
S
M
L
XL
2X
Men's (Chest)
34 - 36
38 - 40
42 - 44
46 - 48
50 - 52
Ladies Jr (Size)
< 0 - 2
< 4 - 6
< 8 - 10
< 12 - 14
< 16 - 20
Ladies Jr Body Width*
14 1/2"
15 3/4"
16 1/4"
17 1/4"
18 3/4"
*Please note: Body width measured 1" below armhole for sizing.
Women's Light Blue (Ringer) This Junior size shirt runs shorter in torso length. Measurement below
Junior Size
S
M
L
XL
Body Width*
15 1/4"
16"
17"
19"
Length From Shoulder
21 1/4"
21 3/4"
22 3/4"
24"
Extra-Soft American Apparel & Alternative Apparel Tees (Red, Green, Gray, Yellow, Orange)
Lightweight, super comfy and slightly slimmer than our standard tees.
Men's
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Chest (inches)
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
48-50
Waist (inches)
30-32
32-33
33-34>
36-38>
40-42
Women's
S
M
L<
XL
2XL
Size
0-2
4-6
8-10
12-14
16-18
Chest (inches)
30-32
32-34
36-38
40-42
44-46
Waist (inches)
25-26
27-28
30-32
33-35
36-38
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