There's the hyperliteral meaning, sure. And that's what you're laughing at. But there's also the deeper, more poignant meaning. Kids, we're so often reminded, are the future, and we should have possible future humans in mind as we engage in all human relationships, and this should include dirty, dirty sex with the person in the dorm next to yours. You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.
Standard Tees
Pre-shrunk ring spun combed cotton. It's soft! Women's standard shirts are Junior size and fitted for a fashionable retro look. These shirts run small for women. Ladies should size up for more room.
S
M
L
XL
2X
Men's (Chest)
34 - 36
38 - 40
42 - 44
46 - 48
50 - 52
Ladies Jr (Size)
< 0 - 2
< 4 - 6
< 8 - 10
< 12 - 14
< 16 - 20
Ladies Jr Body Width*
14 1/2"
15 3/4"
16 1/4"
17 1/4"
18 3/4"
*Please note: Body width measured 1" below armhole for sizing.
Women's Light Blue (Ringer) This Junior size shirt runs shorter in torso length. Measurement below
Junior Size
S
M
L
XL
Body Width*
15 1/4"
16"
17"
19"
Length From Shoulder
21 1/4"
21 3/4"
22 3/4"
24"
Extra-Soft American Apparel & Alternative Apparel Tees (Red, Green, Gray, Yellow, Orange)
Lightweight, super comfy and slightly slimmer than our standard tees.
Men's
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Chest (inches)
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
48-50
Waist (inches)
30-32
32-33
33-34>
36-38>
40-42
Women's
S
M
L<
XL
2XL
Size
0-2
4-6
8-10
12-14
16-18
Chest (inches)
30-32
32-34
36-38
40-42
44-46
Waist (inches)
25-26
27-28
30-32
33-35
36-38
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